The act of engaging in intercourse with a person, using their armpit as the penile receptacle. Like a mountain-fresh titty fuck.
"For my 40th birthday, my wife said I could put it anywhere. So I'm planning on speed sticking her."
by nin_man July 11, 2012
1) We are demonstrating we are able to move with more clock speed than the rest of the organization
2) We've moved with great clock speed to deliver the project quickly.
2) We've moved with great clock speed to deliver the project quickly.
by whatwouldyousayyoudohere October 24, 2018
A speed that is achievable through natural talent or a large amount of practice. It is not considered fast nor slow and cannot be measured by normal means.
by pyro_brownchickenbrowncow January 08, 2011
Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.
Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"
Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."
Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."
by senthurmanz June 14, 2021
You have Coon Speed bucko!!!
by Master Coonington November 06, 2019
Absolute speed also known as maximum speed is a theory about how anything with mass moves through multiverse spaceat speeds faster than light which constantly increase. Due to lack of friction (because there is no atmosphere), gravity and changes in physics or lack of them this is possible. This theory also tells that everything travels with absolute speed not just light so we can say that everything travels as fast as light (since the speed of light also increases) or faster. Because this speed is constantly increasing we currently can't mesure it since we don't know the entry speed.
by Yesverymuch December 18, 2018
A game sort of like Rugby but better. The rules are that you make run with the ball and pass to anyone anywhere. You may bounce pass, but it can only bounce once. If the ball bounces more than once, it is the other teams ball. If tagged and has the ball, it is the other teams ball. You may kick the ball. If possession of the ball changes, you must kick it to another team mate, or to yourself. The scoring systems is as follows: A throw in the goal 1 point, a kick into the goal 2 points. You may tackle and push and shove as you wish. No pads. No shirts (unless female).
by The one guy June 15, 2013