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soggy waffles

a game played by extremely gay men were they all stand in a circle and jack off on to a waffle and the last person to jack off onto it eats it. i sware to god this is a real game
bruce and his posse were so gay they decided to play the game " soggy waffles"
soggy waffles by doug September 25, 2004

Soggy Waffle Fucker 

1. An individual who pleasures themselves by inserting their dick into a waffle dipped in water or a frozen waffle that has been left in the freezer for too long and becomes soggy when heated.
Zach you are a Soggy Waffle Fucker

We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.
Soggy Waffle Fucker by Gund-Ulfr December 9, 2008

soggy muffin

A competitive game played with a group of niggaz in the form of masturbating. The objective of the game is to cum on a muffin. Last nigga to, is forced to eat the muffin as a losers trophy.
NICK: hey rafa, wanna play soggy muffin??
RAFA: no baby, not tonight, i'm still full from last night.
soggy muffin by John Sanchez June 13, 2005

soggy buttcheek 

An unintelligent person who commits atrocious acts against others, not realizing the folly of their actions until later.
"My college professor gave us a quiz two days before the final on brand new material, and then sent us an e-mail apologizing for it but refusing to change the grades. He is such a soggy buttcheek!"
soggy buttcheek by Danielle ;D April 30, 2009

Soggy Bread 

When the male ejaculates on the women’s vagina and proceeds to spread it across the vagina, imitating a butter knife spreading butter on bread.
U wanna Netflix and Soggy bread?
Soggy Bread by Sasha ;) February 22, 2019

Soggy mattress 

A fun game in which a number of guys all jerk over an old mattress the last to shoot there sticky load has to roll on the jizz coated mattress.
Heyy fancy a game of soggy mattress i'mgetting rid of my old one :P
Soggy mattress by ORGAZZaM August 22, 2009