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Sober Irishman

A hilarious joke. There isn't a sober irishman out there.
My dad is 100% irish- he's drunk all the time. He's always rambling about a Sober Irishman- that's when we have to help him get in bed.
by sniperkitty November 29, 2011
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Sloburn

Redneck metal "straight out da trailer" from the otherwise unknown town of danville virginia. Sloburn is the prime example middle aged pot-heads who are more concerned with becoming "rock stars" than keeping their kids from becoming complete and total wastes of time. Like most bands their primary audience is 12- 16 year old "goth" kids that are friends with their children. They claim they sound like Lamb of God and Pantera but in actuallity both of those bands would not only laugh their asses off but just might commit suicide if they got word that sloburn is comparing their music to them.

In conclusion do NOT listen to sloburn unless you are looking for music to finally make you stop talking about suicide and just do it already.

Need more proof, how about the fact that all the other listings for sloburn are about gay men?
Kevin- "hey, my parents are in this band called sloburn. you should check them out!"

Me- "yeah, you know, uh, i would, but i think that it just might make me go on a rampage and kill everyone else in the club who is dumb enough to think they're good."
by foundationforasloburnfreeUSA September 19, 2009
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no shower, no sober

Originally coined while highly intoxicated during camping, "No Shower, No Sober" is the motto used by true savages and is a fool-proof way to have an insane time.

"No Shower, No Sober" refers to when a large group of people do not shower or sober up for a period of three or more days. Massive quantities of alcohol are required.
"The line for the showers is hella long, I don't want to wait..."

"Well, fuck that shit anyway, mate. No shower, no sober!"
by Elenitsa August 18, 2006
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Sober

*Guy walks into a bar*
Bartender: What can I get you this evening?
Guy: I'll just have a glass of water, thanks.
Bartender: Why so sober?
by Davidsftwk September 7, 2012
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soberish

The act of being less drunk than the rest of your friends.
Dude, why are you being so soberish? It's a Party!
by familyguy007 February 11, 2010
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sober

when you drink or get high and the effects go away overtime
yeah i was high but now im sober bro”
by lakesidequan March 9, 2019
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sobr

a group of guys at carson who wear all black and sit around their god!!they call themselves a gang!!haha
we are apart of the sobr
by strickt-ly me... March 7, 2005
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