Sober Chomp

Eating out a girl who is drunk, but you on the other hand, are not.
by Smellyfetus69 May 19, 2019
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pussy sober

Pussy sober is the sobriety of the vag. It not virginity. You cannot be sober from something you have never had. When one has been drunk on the pussy. Then becomes sober or goes through a wicked dry spell. One becomes Pussy Sober
Bro I have been Pussy sober for to long! Time to get drunk on it! Shots shots shots
by February 21, 2021
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Sober Richard

Just boring. A shell of his drunk self. Awkward is most situations and horrendous with birds.
Who’s coming Giorgios on the 19th?

Sober Richard.

Ah I ain’t going then.
by Second Row November 26, 2021
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Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 17, 2023
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sober salad

The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.
I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad
by Hubbz September 23, 2013
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Sober as a cat

When you are absolutely trashed off 4 Busch lights.
“I’m as sober as a cat out here. I ant trying to be no pussyfooted Bitch but these beers is making my stomach hurt” -Kevin ‘Bird Luger’ Barnett
by Shandon November 29, 2021
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Sober Stevenson

He is sumboi he is a top shagger dead trim can’t handle his drink
Is that sober Stevenson he has a dead trim
by Sober Steve August 11, 2019
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