sober salad

The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.
I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad
by Hubbz September 23, 2013
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Sober as a cat

When you are absolutely trashed off 4 Busch lights.
“I’m as sober as a cat out here. I ant trying to be no pussyfooted Bitch but these beers is making my stomach hurt” -Kevin ‘Bird Luger’ Barnett
by Shandon November 29, 2021
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Sober Stevenson

He is sumboi he is a top shagger dead trim can’t handle his drink
Is that sober Stevenson he has a dead trim
by Sober Steve August 11, 2019
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Sober October

Some bitch-made shit suburban dudes do to appease the other bitch made people around them.

Involves refraining from drugs and alcohol for one month and the doing that shit the other eleven
- Horge: Haven’t seen Schmirby this month

-Zaring: This that Sober October month he act like bitch
by Ohhhohhh September 23, 2023
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sober 72

you know when you’re drinking or smoking the same amount you always do but it’s just no hittin. A sober 72 hours will reduce your tolerance and make that shit hit again
I’m going through two bowls and i’m not high yet; I need to do a sober 72”
by canola_oil July 21, 2021
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OBX Sober

I never goto work till i'm OBX Sober
by 0ldN3ws July 02, 2021
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Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 17, 2023
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