Sneaky Ninja

The Sneaky Ninja is a way of hiding your erection whilst in your jeans at a lap-dancing club, the art of tucking it away so they can't grind extra tips out of you.

So did she get you hard? Yeah but the ol sneaky ninja didn't give it away.

by MilkyBarKid15 August 19, 2015

sneaky nelson

A sex position where you put her on all fours, tell her you're just gonna fuck her as normal but then you put it in her bum instead.

Boris is such a cunt, he pulled a Sneaky Nelson the other night after dinner.

by goato December 03, 2016

Sneaky Salmon

The act of putting a live salmon down the back of someone's pants, then yelling "SNEAKY SALMON SNEAKY SALMON" and dancing as they struggle. Yes, you will be held accountable if you are caught sneaky salmonning somebody.

"Wow did you see that guys face when I sneaky salmoned him"
"Yes, what a blast"

by DatAMAZEBALLSHippoYAR! May 13, 2017

sneaky poop

Noun
1. A trip to the bathroom executed, typically by a female, in an extremely secretive fashion.

Verb (used with object)
2. To poop without being detected by that of the other sex.

Ever since I caught my girlfriend dropping a sneaky poop it's taken our relationship to another level.

by GirlzDontPoop March 02, 2015

A sneaky ballbag

A sunroof baby with sausage fingers and mummy issues that will cut your grass for a tenner

Look at him holding a strimmer screaming at his mother.... ah mate he’s a sneaky Ballbag

by Da big B4D wolf May 01, 2019

Sneaky mook

where if someone were to sneak cut or know as tobacco in your bowl this is known as (sneaky mook)

Tyler- Wanna pack me a bowl
Qb- Yee

Tyler- Don't sneaky mook me.

by Timmytony April 12, 2022

super-sneaky

One who is a master of sneakery is said to be super-sneaky. A super-sneaky individual can elude others and move around undetected.

"Whoa, where did you come from??? Your super-sneaky!"
"Steven in super-sneaky."

by Steven S June 22, 2007