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Ol' Frisky Skeet

Noun.

Sexual Move, as in intercourse. You would either receive or give the Ol Frisky Skeet. If you are a male, you take your mates leg, place it on your shoulder. Then place a sombrero hat on your head. You then place your mates other leg behind you and slide their big toe into your rectum. Once completed, you hop on one leg and high five. Once orgasm is reached, you remove the toe from your rectum, and if any feces is on the toe you remove it with your fingers (if no feces is present you place fingers within your own anus) and smear the feces on the wall.
"We were on our date when all of a sudden, Rick turned around and gave me the ol' frisky skeet!"

"If theres one thing Rick likes, its doing the ol' frisky skeet."

"We were walking on the street when all of a sudden BAM next thing I know is we are doing the ol' frisky skeet right there in front of everyone!"
by Ricksuckstraint May 5, 2010
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skeet puddle

This typically happens during the process of skeeting. It is when you pull out and shoot your entire load into the biotche's eye socket.
"Hold still bitch"
"Fucker, now I have to clean up this skeet puddle"
by ezal June 11, 2006
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skeet bear

awkward mammal that cannot control itself
hey whats that? uhhhh what the hell am i in... that damn skeet bear
by awkwardneedstobeknown June 1, 2009
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Skeet Belt

When a man intends to spray his ejaculate (i.e. skeet) on his woman's belly button, but ends up sprayin' skeet across her entire waist line instead. Skeet belts must go fully across, from left hipbone to right hipbone.
NOTE: Skeet belts are only a temporary accessory. That is, they do NOT last for more than 6 hours and will NOT hold up any other articles of clothing (like your pants). They do, however, compliment some articles of clothing very well (e.g. pearl necklaces).
My girl asked me to pull out, so I gave her a skeet belt to match her pearl necklace. She loved the accessories so much that she asked me for a pearl string bikini for Christmas.
by Aww Skeet Skeet Got Damn August 9, 2008
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Skeet Sniping

Skeet sniping is almost the same as skeet shooting. The only difference is when you cum it must shoot a long distance across the room. More praise will be added if you "snipe" the person in the face.
Dude she was so mad when I went skeet sniping last night
by Lala098 January 25, 2011
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Skeet extinguisher

"robert" saved my house by acting as a skeet extinguisher.
by shagthefag November 29, 2006
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Skeet

To ejaculate. To let sperm come out of your penis
by JustinLmao December 4, 2009
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