Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.
by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021
Going to multiple friends houses in a row when you only supposed to be at one friends house
Or going to a different place then you said
Or going to a different place then you said
by awkwardpanda2003 September 20, 2018
A man who has the power to travel between dimensions. He's currently known as LPK in the gaming community. He is a real memelord. He has created such classics as Spoink has swag with the other memelord TheAppleJhon. Legends say if you say Skip GOD 8 times while watching hentai, he will come to your Dimension and resolve all the problems there.
Bloke 1: Hey dude, do you have any idea where Skip GOD is ?
Bloke 2: I think he's in Dimension A, getting all that puss puss.
Bloke 2: I think he's in Dimension A, getting all that puss puss.
by coolFaggit March 02, 2017
by Dr Clap Cheeks December 11, 2019
Definitive description of a resident of Glasgow or anywhere down the Clyde coast to Greenock and possibly even parts of Ayrshire .
Derived from the indisputable FACT that these unsavoury, unhygienic soap dodging bastards will happily rifle through a waste skip to attempt to find discarded articles with which to either furnish their piss stained flat or to find some discarded swill on which they can feast .
Derived from the indisputable FACT that these unsavoury, unhygienic soap dodging bastards will happily rifle through a waste skip to attempt to find discarded articles with which to either furnish their piss stained flat or to find some discarded swill on which they can feast .
Fuckin Weegie Westie skanky skip raker .
She was rooting through the skips behind whateverys looking for shite that has been thrown away
She was rooting through the skips behind whateverys looking for shite that has been thrown away
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
Racial Termonology for an asian person (includes Pakistani, Indian, Bangladeshi, Nepalese, Afghanistan etc...)
by Dillon March 16, 2005
Aka Skippy aka skip. Usually a nickname given to those in trades. Foul mouth anger issues, lack of common sense, makes very poor choices. Has no comprehension of saving money. Alcoholic and will fuck anything that walks. Multiple baby mamas. Hobbies include super punchin, pipelining, hot shotin, and playin golf. Will in fact steal your girl and your mom. All in all skip jacks are bad mother fuckers
by The real skip jack April 16, 2021