I'll ski on your lunch if I want

Used as an expression of defiance.

Popularized by the viral video clip 'His Name Is James Bond', which features amusing lyrics detailing the ways in which the titular secret agent is an asshole who basically does what he wants without caring about the consequences.

The lyric runs: "Because I'm suave you can suck it, I'll ski on your lunch if I want/take a walk on the heads of some reptiles, then act heaps nonchalant."

MAN 1: Dude, what the hell are you doing coming out of that bathroom with my wife??

MAN 2: I'll ski on your lunch if I want.

by JetBlackEvil February 4, 2012

dirty ski jump

after ejaculating in both of the womans eyes; giving her goggles, you shove her down the stairs. scoring the landing is optional.

i gave Helen a dirty ski jump yesterday.

by Mondo-91 August 28, 2009

Belgium Ski Job

When a chick sits between two dudes, gives them both hand jobs, then the two guys slap the chick in the ass with a tennis racket leaving behind a waffle imprint.

Aw man, last night was crazy. That bitch totally got belgium ski jobbed in the ass with our tennis rackets as she was skiing us.

by tbrow153 September 14, 2009

super ski

basically your girl is super ski, super lit, super everthing, the baddest in the room.

all my bitches super ski

by XTeenBean August 3, 2023

Finger jet ski

When your fingering a girl in the bath, just before shes about cum. You start making noises of a jet ski and slide her round the bath!

I finger jet skied that girl the other day!

by Shitbox96 May 15, 2020

Hand Ski

To place ones hand on a large vouluptous vainey penis and while hand in place motion it upwords and down then in and\or around ones mouth.

Shaniqua "came" over the other day. bitch got good hand ski's

by Doon Coon May 3, 2008

Mexican Ski Slope

A huge hill covered in ice-plant.

Jose wanted to have some fun after work, so he stole the trash can lid off his neighbors trash can and went down his Mexican Ski Slope.

by Pedro L. May 12, 2008