by CyteX July 18, 2020
Get the Simple Realisticmug. Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.
1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.
Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!
Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.
Average Male: Why is that acceptable?
Simple Male: Im off for a shag
Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!
Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.
Average Male: Why is that acceptable?
Simple Male: Im off for a shag
by lijolwe March 17, 2009
Get the Simple malemug. The art of of getting completely and utterly wasted to the point of no return. You may be there physically, but mentally you are here, there and everywhere. The amount of alcohol is indescribable to the average human being and it is - quite frankly - a rarity to be considered as a person capable of getting simpled. If you are considered one of these people then you are to be considered as nothing less then a simple phenomenon
Last night, I was completely and utterly... simpled.
I’ve had a shit day, I can’t wait to get simpled tonight.
I’ve had a shit day, I can’t wait to get simpled tonight.
by Denis Rossman February 10, 2021
Get the simpledmug. Contrary to their name these people are no simple personalities at all. Extremely witty and energetic they can be intimidating to others at times. From outside they may appear to be very carefree, bubbly kind of individuals but these people have a certain depth to their character. You can never fool a simple as they are good at reading humans and you are advised not to try so. Full of enery, enthusiastic people they emit a certain warmth wherever they go. When it comes to fashion and beauty these people are generally complimented as too hot to handle.
PS : If you are dating a Simple then "beware" , as they can be dangerous individuals when it comes to dating. They are known to be natural bullies in dating.
PS : If you are dating a Simple then "beware" , as they can be dangerous individuals when it comes to dating. They are known to be natural bullies in dating.
by PewDiiiiPie November 24, 2021
Get the Simplemug. A simple person is a person who is using the word simple as a cover for being an extremely complicated person. Such examples may include a person who calls themselves simple but may in fact be a person of notable status, fame, power or wealth.
by Silverpaladn January 29, 2023
Get the Simple personmug. Similar to "Bog standard": very average and mediocre, nothing outstanding. “That sandwich was very bog-standard”
Something is bog simple , when reduced to an essence , where confusion is difficult.
May relate to a dullard, toilet or feces as a standard, as in "Simple as shit"
Something is bog simple , when reduced to an essence , where confusion is difficult.
May relate to a dullard, toilet or feces as a standard, as in "Simple as shit"
by Onemorejoltwarden September 26, 2022
Get the bog simplemug. The Simple Server is a place to make friends with two owners, one is Eros who is very hard working and a good person, second is me, Matt who is “The Best Owner”
by ABsnnannna August 21, 2020
Get the The Simple Servermug.