Boner-Shrinker

A phrase used by men to describe something or someone so ugly it "shrinks their boner" or immediately halts an erection.

"Awww man, I saw my grandma naked last night, total boner-shrinker."

by livingalie246 January 22, 2009

shrinkled

The appearance of male genitalia after a certain age, too much weight, too much alcohol. It's a combo of shrunken and wrinkled.

When he took his pants off, his junk was so shrinkled I lost all interest.

by Syllable aficionada May 8, 2011

Sprinklefendor

A person who talks to an inatimate object, or something that cannot respond.

By talking to that chair, you are a sprinklefendor.

by TrickleMeDown May 20, 2003

sprinkle the orchestra

To buy a round of drinks for everyone at the bar.

Barkeep: I'll have another and would you sprinkle the orchestra!

by KBSKRI January 18, 2008

shrinkly

The state of ones wrinkled up skin post erection or boob deflation.

His member was all shrinkly!

by Smutster August 4, 2015

Sprinkled Donut

The act of a homosexual man attempting to place his short cock into his own asshole.

I'm just making a sprinkled donut!

Kill me

by ShortDickedLlama November 27, 2016

scrinkle

a creature, a fucking gremlin, if you will.

utterly despicable? (occasionally)
basically a little cretin.

jesus christ stop being such a little scrinkle and get out of my bins for the 3rd time

by mabers July 7, 2022