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wifi shopping

traveling around with a mobile device looking for a free internet connection
Dude!? Whats that homeless guy doing with his laptop? Man hes looking for a free internet connection, hes wifi shopping
by Dirtbiker242 October 2, 2010
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Agressive shopping

When you switch tags on clothes you buy so you can get them for a cheeper price
Guy 1:dude i got this awesome shirt for 5 bucks when it should have been twenty!
Guy 2: How did you mannage to do that?
Guy 1:i switched with a tag from this baby shirt..
Guy 2:Isnt that stealing
Guy 1: No its agressive shopping
by Pimp Nutz March 19, 2011
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Stampede Shopping

Annual insanity of retailers offering 10 pieces of heavily advertised discounted items for a mob of 1000s shoppers battling through insults and bruises toward the store isles.

Usually occurring on Black Fiday.
"Last season's Stampede Shopping was regulated through a lottery system..."
by Critik2be November 27, 2012
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gin shopping

Pouring gin (or another alcoholic beverage) down someone's butt crack and drinking it. Kind of like a body shot but with a hairy and homoerotic twist.
"Dude, I can't believe we went gin shopping together last night! That party was wild! Is there hair in my teeth?"
by Chester P. January 8, 2013
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Champagne Shopping

The act of buying expensive stuff you normally wouldn't buy while under the cheery influence of alcohol. Best done after a buffet with free-flowing champagne on a Sunday afternoon.
Bro, nice leather jacket.
Yeah, me and my girlfriend did a bit of champagne shopping after going out for dinner last night.
Sweet!
Yeah, kind of. I had to buy her a handbag though.
by Shay DeGuy February 6, 2013
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wish shopping

going to the mall to look for stuff that you wish you would buy or have
Kid: hey mom can we go get go shopping
Mom: no but we can go wish shopping
by wtwer April 9, 2013
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Flousenigger Shopping

To go shopping with a black companion after getting mad from a game.
"Hey Shaquiel, wanna go flousenigger shopping?"
"Yeah, sure, what store?"
"K Mart?"
"Okay"
by Kapple February 6, 2014
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