Mississippi steam shovel

The sexual act of shitting on your partners chest, then using your erect penis to scoop up the shit and shovel it into their mouth.

My girlfriend wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her the old “Mississippi steam shovel”

by Baby Dick January 24, 2025

Like shite off a shovel

Term used by some country or rural dwellers to describe a fast car.

Jaysus led, them Turbo Diesels goes like shite off a shovel.

by Darblonks July 21, 2009

Shovel

A tool that can vary in size used to dig, it is also effective for clearing trenches and whacking people in the head.

The German trenches weren't ready for the charge of shovel holding troops.

by DeDoritoWarrior July 6, 2020

that shovel feeling

When you want to knock someone's head off with a shovel.

That idiot thinks he started Watergate. I have that shovel feeling for him.

by Ereck Flowers May 17, 2015

The Shovel

The thing you need to kill The Clown when you see The Clown. It is very rusty, the handle has mud in it, (it got on my sweatshirt : ) and looks like somebody was beating rocks with it. Legends tell it was crafted by the Scared Geologists. (See Scared Geologist Theory)

"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023

Shovel

A gardening tool

could also be used as a slur

1.;I'm going to use the shovel to dig holes in the garden.

2. I'm beating b**** people with a shovel

by JDM Junkie January 13, 2023

Shovel Jaw

When someone has a jawline that is very wide, in resemblance with a shovel head

Jason: Yo dude look at my jawline
Jack: Damn thats nice look at mine
Jason: You have a shovel jaw

by urg34278g5ryw4er8ewgr8 July 2, 2020