Dad sesh 

When your Dad is imparting his wisdom, knowledge or lecturing you on how to live a successful life. Usually when you don’t want to hear it.

Friend1: Where have you been? You’ve missed part of the game.
Friend2: Sorry, I was caught in a Dad sesh. He saw my report card and I got caught up for 20 minutes listening to how my life’s gonna turn out if I don’t get better grades.

Dad sesh by Kevin Haas February 20, 2019

Hand sesh 

Hand job

You up for a hand sesh?

Hand sesh by Pika pika March 1, 2019

Primal Sesh.

A session of any sorts that is truly Prime. And;or of Primal nature. Ex: Primal session at botanical with dank tank and flower optimos

Primal sesh.: defined as a perfect place and timed full session of true dankie in a intimate unique moment.

Ex:
this is a primal location! Spark it up!

Dude hell yeah what a primal sesh at the garden what a prime cone to chief on the dome.

Primal Sesh. by NelsBdawg321 May 29, 2019

post-sesh syndrome

The day that follows after an absolute crippling night where you have flashes of death before you.

"Mate what's wrong with you?" - Phillip
"Bro I have post-sesh syndrome I can't move" - Gary
"Mad night then" - Phillip

post-sesh syndrome by TypicalChav August 17, 2020

Simp Sesh 

You will be in a simp sesh if it’s over 2 hours and leave the boys for over 2 hours. If this lasts during September and/or over 1 day streight then you are a big simp and you are foolish (Aidan S)

ITS BEEN 2 HOURS AND ITS STILL SEPTEMBER YK WHAT THIS MEANS YOU ARE IN A SIMP SESH

Simp Sesh by MaxTheSimpProtector September 12, 2020

national sesh with your mom day 

national sesh with your mom day is february 19th

go grab a joint or a bowl and smoke with your mom because it’s february 19th!!! national sesh with your mom day !!

national sesh with your mom day by smartypantskid February 19, 2021

Brain Sesh 

When a group of boys and 1 girl engage in simultaneous oral sexual acts.

"we've already tried primate sex, why not join me for a brain sesh instead"

Brain Sesh by MonkÌ June 8, 2021