Self-Partnered

Society dictates that being single means you just haven't met the right person, therefore:

Single implies you are looking for a relationship.

Self-Partnered implies you are happy & content with yourself and are not looking for a relationship.

Man: "Do you have a partner?"
Woman: "No, I don't"
Man: "So you are single then?"
Woman: "Actually I am Self-Partnered
Man:"Oh, so you are not looking for a relationship"
Woman: "Exactly"
Man: "Okay, cool"

by Whiskey&Donuts November 9, 2019

Self Help Manual

An item of literature that aids relaxation

Playboy, Penthouse, Razzle, The Pants and Bra section of Littlewoods catalogue, The back of a Special K box, family holiday photos could all be used as a self help manual

by Garthy September 19, 2006

Self Dutch Oven

The act of trapping one's own, rancid flatulence under covers, and inhaling deeply. Typically performed by members of the male gender who secretly enjoy the smell of their own gas, and encourage their more evolved partners to break wind.

Synonym: To Buck; To give oneself a Harry

" I don't mind my farts, I kind of like them. I self dutch oven from time to time. Go ahead and just fart will you!"

by webabunti September 19, 2016

Self-diagnoser

A DID system wannabe who thinks it's quirky to have mental illness. They have traits similar to a twitter user, thinking that anybody who has common sense and goes against their wrongdoings is a dipshit while being an actual dipshit in the process.

They also have a habit of making up excuses, common ones being "I can't afford a doctor" or "Doctor scawy" or "I did ten minutes of research and did two sketchy tests and lied on all of them, so that means I do have DID!" It's basically just some edgy teens on twitter or Danganronpa discord servers with the mentality of a Facebook conspiracy theorist

Person actually diagnosed with autism : "Please get a doctor you fatherless Self-diagnoser"
Self-diagnoser : "No you're wrong and I'm right wawawwawawwawwaw"

by walfupunch February 16, 2022

SELF ESTEEM

Something either you have or you dont. You can have low or high self esteem depending on how you were brought up or life experiences you have. If someones praised or thought highly of they will have high self esteem. If they are bullied they will have low self esteem if they dont have a good sense of self.

1. John has high self esteem cause he was encouraged and has faith in himself.

2. Sonny has low self esteem because the girl he was with was embarrassed of his looks and lack of personality.

by Sonny me January 22, 2008

Self-Centered

What narrow minded people are since they are not able to believe everyone elses ideas but only their own.

P1: Why do people love to be self-centered?

P2: Because some people don't like to lose, they love to feel fact that they are never wrong and are HIGHER then everyone else. When in truth they are evil people that need to remove the cock from their ass and learn to accept the judgement from others and quit only thinking of their own ways and to take the judgement of other friends like my douchebag of a friend Eric and...

by Eric Is a Psychopath July 20, 2005

Selfie Stick

A monopod for dumb people who need to ruin perfectly good pictures but sticking their faces over part/most of it. Created primarily to allow girls (mainly) to fit more fake friends in to a picture and to prevent issues with fat faces and picture distortion form holding the camera to close to the face, which are all symptoms of selfies held and arm length.

"I took a picture at a concert with my selfie stick - so you can see me having fun at the event and I can place value on myself based on this photo"

by AmericanSwag February 2, 2015