Serious case of yurbuds

That frustrating, infuriating moment when you pull your earphones out of your pocket and they have "magically" tangled themselves up into a labyrinth.

-guy 1 pulls earphones out of pocket-

Guy 2- holy crap bro that's a serious case of yurbuds.

Guy 1- Shitttttttt I swear I folded these before I put them in my pocket.

Guy 2- you can't fight yurbuds bro.

by That Beach Volleyballer July 15, 2013

Serious George

A play on words of 'Curious George' which is a person that ruins an intended joke or light hearted comment by being too serious.

Joker: "Ha ha, when that kid rides by on his bike, you should throw a stick in his spokes."
Buddy: "That's not very cool, they could get hurt."
Joker: "...way to kill the mood, Serious George."

by Bearded Fist September 21, 2013

serious squint

when guys take a selfie while putting on a serious face and squinting to look cool or high.

i saw John take a serious squint selfie in class.

by unionjismylife203 May 19, 2014

Seriouserer

More serious than "serious" and WAY more serious than "seriouser"

"I take our relationship seriouserer than anything else."

by Boocwurm31 May 30, 2014

serious spaghetti

A phrase Inviting someone to have a threesome, usually a gay one

"Hey, Jeff and I are having some serious spaghetti for dinner tonight if you'd like to join."

by The poop black hole March 8, 2015

seriously face

A person with an expression of perpetual cynicism.

I asked if I could bring an outside drink into the theater and the usher gave me the "seriously face".

by Hitching post June 13, 2015

saharious

A black nigger cat

"The big Saharious is vomiting underneath the fucking bed."

by MissesandMisterX September 3, 2016