Scratching one's ass

To be not aware of what is going on around you; to be lazy and negligent to jobs and chores that need doing around you; to be stood or sat around doing nothing

The bus driver was sat there scratching his ass ass everyone was running late to work

(Scratching one's ass)

by Jack Spank9049 August 18, 2023

Snatching

Snatching meaning Lying in dmv

Joe: I just got this girl number

Me: Stop snatching

by DmvSlang(RVA,VA) November 6, 2023

scelching

The process of edging to the girl Snapchat filter of yourself

What have u been up to since they put u back on meds?

Me: Scelching

by FudgeNug December 11, 2023

scathing lunatic

A person who says aggressive, indecent vulgar language atothers to make themselves better.

Your a scathing lunatic, you should look in the mirror at your own faults.

by junior9561 December 20, 2023

Sceeching

scratching in order to orgasm (usually on a penis)

"Hey bro I totally tried sceeching last night"
"Sick how'd it go?"
"It didn't feel like anything."

by soggywafflesxox January 3, 2024

Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.

I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet

by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023

Scorching Pickle

When you heat up a mcdonalds cheeseburger for exactly a minute and a pickle from the cheeseburger burns your lip.

Oh my god that was a scorching pickle!

by scorchingpickle November 28, 2023