Schrodinger's cracker is a phrase used to describe white people. White people simultaeneously believe they are both the superior race and opressed at the same time - it's an oxymoron, really.
Alex: "White people are opressed too! Reverse racism is a thing!"
Alex, two days later at a KKK meeting: "We must kill all the blacks! Slavery was a good thing that they clearly wanted!"
Tyrone: "Shit, there's a clear case of schrodinger's cracker."
Alex, two days later at a KKK meeting: "We must kill all the blacks! Slavery was a good thing that they clearly wanted!"
Tyrone: "Shit, there's a clear case of schrodinger's cracker."
by boopboppity March 9, 2019
Get the schrodinger's cracker mug.1. Someone who may or may not be gay.
2. When you have sexual relations with someone of the same sex to find out whether you're gay, bi, or straight.
2. When you have sexual relations with someone of the same sex to find out whether you're gay, bi, or straight.
J: "Dude, did you hear John banged a dude the other night to see if he was gay?"
K: "He like it?"
J: "Yeah I think so."
K: "Classic case of schrodinger's faggot."
K: "He like it?"
J: "Yeah I think so."
K: "Classic case of schrodinger's faggot."
by Pope Supreme June 15, 2017
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“Well you look like a tranny so why don’t you stop using the REAL women’s restroom!” “Lol whatever schrodinger’s ball-fondler” - woman who may or may not be transgender.
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Often found in group settings such as highschool or summercamp. Whether or not Schrodinger's slut is actually promiscuous or not is irrelevant.
Often found in group settings such as highschool or summercamp. Whether or not Schrodinger's slut is actually promiscuous or not is irrelevant.
Jenny is in marching band. The entire wrestling team claims to have slept with her but none would ever admit to going out with her or ask her on a date. Jenny would be considered Schrodinger's slut.
by Cowtocracy December 9, 2020
Get the Schrodinger's Slut mug.Schrödinger's Rizz Is when someone’s Rizz has never been put to the test by speaking to women. The Rizz is both positive and negative at the same time, while it has not been used, however once the Rizz is put into play the state of the individual’s Rizz will now be revealed as positive or negative.
Dan: “Hey man, do you thing that Mike has positive or negative Rizz?
Jeremiah: “Neither, that man has Schrödinger's Rizz, he’s never tried to pull any bitches”
Jeremiah: “Neither, that man has Schrödinger's Rizz, he’s never tried to pull any bitches”
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Bohr: Niiiice girl!
de Broglie: It's a trap!
Heisenberg: Are you sure?
Planck: Schrodinger's pussy dudes.
de Broglie: It's a trap!
Heisenberg: Are you sure?
Planck: Schrodinger's pussy dudes.
by ChelCore May 30, 2018
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G/L: There was nothing special about them anyway.
Person 2: You were literally obsessed with them over the past 4 months. You are such a Schrödinger's gay.
Person 2: You were literally obsessed with them over the past 4 months. You are such a Schrödinger's gay.
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