Schrödinger's Girlfriend

The theory and thought experiment that you never know if your Bitch is cheating on you or not until you read her conversation history on her phone

Boyfriend: I hope my Bitch Jennifer isn't whoring on some other dudes
*Looks at her conversation history*
Boyfriend: Well Fuck she really is a whore damn I really thought she was mine
Friend: Shit man that's Schrödinger's Girlfriend for you

by FURYqwerty January 13, 2021

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Schrödinger's Misogynist

A variation the the term "Schrödinger's douchebag". It is when a person makes a sexist remark and when confronted act like the remark was a joke and demean the person confronted for getting offended.

Person 1: *Makes sexist remark*
Person 2: That's sexist dude
Person 1: It's a joke, why you getting offended, you a simp or something?
Person 2: Way to be a Schrödinger's misogynist, jerk

by EtaOfTheWay March 30, 2021

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schrödinger's fat-shame

You go up to someone who looks pregnant, but you aren't really sure, and you ask them "How's the baby coming along?" There's a 50/50 chance of them actually being pregnant.

I just schrödinger's fat-shamed that person over there and they slapped me across the face

by d e f i n i t e November 14, 2021

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schrödinger's emoticon

An emoticon that expresses the way anonymous users can make you feel great and next drag you to the pits of Hell.

schrödinger's emoticon is in my username because Reddit givith and Reddit taketh away.

by tvdBULLET March 5, 2015

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Schrödinger's Douchebag

A person who unfunny dumbasses think says offensive thing and only says they're jokes when the don't land, but in reality they were always jokes and your just the group buzzkill

That Schrödinger's Douchebag said hippity hoppity women are property and only says its a joke when I get offended.

by unfunny individual December 27, 2020

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