Dull saw

When an elderly woman removes her dentures before giving you the best blow job of your life.

I did some yard work for my grandma’s friend Nancy and she rewarded me with a dull saw

by Sfjack May 6, 2020

Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.

Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.

by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018

Band saw

A cutting tool.

Guy- They made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020

I saw God

Whenever someone comes to a climax in an extraordinary way, to the point that one sees white light and stars or it feels like a transcendent, heavenly experience from the sexual activity one took part in.

You were amazing, I think I saw God fifteen times!

by CrispyLingo December 12, 2023

whoo saw

A word used to go in to deep meditation and to calm the mind made by nick or destiny-NICK

I use whoo saw wen im meditAting

by whoo saw June 1, 2018

mrr-mrr-saw

Oscillating Multi-cut off tool , electric jam saw .

Run to the truck and grab the mrr-mrr-saw real quick .

by Whitehead357 December 4, 2021

I saw god

A slang statement used to express shock.

Jack: "How many zombies did you see out there?"
David: "I did and, I saw god..."

by Psssuuuuu December 24, 2022