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OPEN-FACED COCK SAMMICH SMOTHERED IN UNDERWEAR 

a perennial favorite amongst all "peter-puffers" and "pickle sniffers." When they're in the mood for Asian cuisine, they opt for the ultra-chunky "Chinese Gay Soup."
Stephan and David ordered the lunch special at the "Buttlover's Bistro" --
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.
er.. my nickname? my website? www.tehsammeh.com etc...?
my nickname? (teh sammeh) my website? www.tehsammeh.com
sammeh by Sam McLeod July 20, 2004
a sammich is a sandwich made by a woman
The best sandwich is one made by a woman:

W: Honey, I made you a sammich
M: Hellz yea you did, bitch
sammich by awoman7891 May 10, 2011
A complete bitch who no one likes. and watch out boys if you date her she will pussy whip you until you bleed
Sorry man I can’t come over. Sammi won’t let me
Sammi by Maddysmokes69 August 26, 2019
A sandwich made by a women intended for a male before or after sexual pleasure.
"She made me a Sammich after making love", said a guy to his friend.
Sammich by Murder by DJ November 1, 2010
A nickname for someone named Samantha or sammi
"Did you talk to Sammers last night?"
"No"