Dick-Meat Sammy

(noun) Short for dick-meat sandwhich, which is anything relating to the dick meat(penis, wiener, cock, etc.)

"come get some dick-meat sammy"

"that bitch was hungry so I fed her the dick-meat sammy"

by ZedIzDeAd420 June 30, 2009

Sammie Jane Rae

An amazing singer: usually with brown hair and a orignal sense of style. Good looking with all the boys after her!

Helen: OMG who's that singing?

Lucy: Its Sammie Jane rae!

Helen: Of course, she is amazing!

by SammieLOVER95 November 21, 2011

Sammy Davis, Jr.

A sexual act involving a black woman where you place a yarmulke on her head and then fuck her in the eye.

That Yolanda is a real freak. Last week, after Temple, she insisted I give her a Sammy Davis, Jr.!

by Sir Stephen January 17, 2009

sammy shaver

what the fuck are you unable to swear pussy come try and kick my @55 and ill fuck you day up

you great twonk use proper words or ill kick your ass

by sir bellend the third April 13, 2005

Sammi Poptart

A super fun chick whose famous in her own little world, who is named after an amazing food.

Sammi Poptart is a cherry flavored item.

by Crazy babe March 19, 2009

sweaty sammy

the act of using the sweat of your hands as lube to masterbate, or some one else could can do it for you. When you don't have any lube.

person one: how was your weekend?

person two: man it was amazing, I got the best sweaty sammy from my girlfriend.

person one: you're lucky, I wish my girlfriend would give me that.

by oliverclozeoff February 26, 2010

Sammy wammy :3

Literally the most unfunniest person on earth. If you listen to her jokes, you immediately get brain and ear cancer due to the amount of sheer unfunny in her jokes. Imagine humans evolving billions of years, your ancestor’s ancestor’s greatest grandchildren in future. But that grandchild is someone called Sammy Wammy :3 and they tell their joke and it immediately kills your mood. Seriously, the world is full of many potential talents, many jokes, funniest people like me (urmomcvmdumpster), and then there’s Sammy Wammy :3, who tells her “Sam sung, Samsung” joke, and the world is amazed by how fucking horrible it is. The dead immediately wants to be more dead, the humour of 2022 collapsed. The World Health Organization and governments in every country immediately gets an order to seize Sammy Wammy :3 and constrains her. Fuck you Sammy Wammy :3, and I’m literally funnier than you.

Did you know? The world has billions of jokes, but Sammy Wammy :3, kills the fucking humour and the entire populations’ ear drums.

by Funniest Person than Sam March 20, 2022