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Road Shit

Being inebriated to a point at which one would voluntarily defecate in the street
"Bro you gonna get road shit tonight?"
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road to Abilene

A "road to Abilene" is when a group collectively decides to do something which no individual in the group really wants to do. The term comes from the Abilene Paradox, demonstrated by the story of a family who decides to travel 53 miles north to Abilene for ice cream. On the way back, they begin arguing after realizing that none of them wanted to go in the first place.
"Every one knows that Corporate project sucks, but we're all marching full steam ahead anyway... It's a total road to Abilene."
by Joe Chicago April 21, 2008
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Road Trip

When a bunch of kids get in a car (most likely a VW Bus, most likely with tons of drugs, and drive to an exotic destination (like Vegas or New Jersey).

It happened more in the 70s.
Dude, let's go to Vegas! Hell yeah! Road Trip!!
by Auduck October 14, 2005
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Road Rage

The act or feeling of agression towards the dumbasses that share the nations hiways with one.
Road rage: if you don't have it, you're probably causing it.
by Jesus February 24, 2003
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roadfries

French Fries purchased at a roadside eatery such as "MacDonalds," "Burgers' King," "Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers," "The White Castle," and "Jack-in-a-Box." The opposite of homefries.
Back in Ireland we ran out of potatoes, so we came to America for roadfries.
by T-Dog Jenkins August 4, 2005
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Road Blow

The act of receiving a blow job while driving while snorting cocaine off of the top of the head of the girl who is giving you said blow job.
Dude, what's it called when you get road head and snort coke at the same time?

You mean Road Blow?
by Pashington L Dabs November 22, 2010
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code of the road

the rule that every driver on earth believes that anyone driving slower than they are is an idiot and those driving faster must be assholes.
Look at this idiot driving 50. Holy shit! Did you see that asshole?!?
by iwastoodrunk March 29, 2004
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