Rander

(n)
1. Somone who instigates sexual intrigue.
(v)
2. Somone who has been affected by a sexual advancer.

1. The Rander made me randy.
2. Get off my nuts! You must have been Randered.

by Slovek December 22, 2003

Redenbacher

An older man who dates and/or sleeps with younger women. Like a dude version of the cougar. Slang introduced by Kristen Schaal on the Daily Show on July 17, 2008 after the popcorn magnate (and pussy magnet) Orville Redenbacher.

"Check out that guy over in the corner with the blonde."
"She must be like sixty years younger than him. What a freaking Redenbacher that dude is."

by edthegurl August 12, 2008

Redeekulous

Something absurd, which evokes a complete lack of respect for something or someone.

Damien's a redeekulous neek.

by Archbishop of Banterbury November 25, 2009

Randem

A play on the word Random, the o replaced with e because thats totally random. Randem is the term to describe a level of humour so low that it only appeals those who watch Vine compilations that were only vaguely funny back in 2014.. They never make sense in the context of the scene, usually to make the reader, viewer or player think "wow that was soooo randem! XD", it is often used as a last resort when the writers are too lazy to think of anything actually funny. Randem things are often loud, obnoxious and are mercifully over as soon as it starts to satisfy kids with attention spans of at least 1.89 seconds. Randem humor is made to invoke the XD reaction subtype, a specific type of reaction that is used when the brain doesn't have the mental capabilities to process why something has happened or why it was funny so it will just default to making the XD.

Person A: "Look at this randem video I found! XD"
Person A: *Sends a randem video*
Person B: "Wow thats so funny and randem! XD"

by Fr. Chewy Louie October 5, 2019

randen

a sexy male who recks females all over the place and beats the cow boys

randen oh babe your so sexy dad

by coolwhipbandit October 29, 2019

Oral Redenbacher

A sexual act in which the female (or male, depending on sexual orientation) puts popcorn butter (or regular stick variety) in to her (his) mouth, and then gives their partner fellatio. Named for Orville Redenbacher.

Bill: "Bro, do you smell butter?"

James: "Yeah, sorry, man. That's me. My girlfriend gave me an Oral Redenbacher on the way over here."

by S. Snowpants, esq. March 24, 2010

screen reader

a computer program that allows a blind or visually impaired person to use the machine by interpreting the text that appears on the screen and transforming it into a voice that can be heard through the speaker.

anny: tomorrow i will go to miami and visit my best friend. i will write an email to her tonight. jim: how can you write an email if you're blind? anny: well, i have a screen reader installed on my computer, so i can listen to everything i type and every message coming from the system.

by george blind June 21, 2010