Fag Rancher

One who is so gay they own a ranch of queers

Raney is a fag rancher.

by Dick goldenrod February 21, 2010

nasty ranchero

When giving a girl a cumshot, the man will fill the girl's mouth with cum and then immediately deep throat her and pull out, causing her to cough out all the cum. Makes a large mess.

Kate was ready to drink my milkshake, but I quickly gave her a nasty ranchero.

by Ron Jermey August 15, 2007

Dude Ranch

A great punk album by the band that used to be good Blink 182.

Blink was cool back then now they're trapped in the mainstream.

by andrew boy April 19, 2004

Rachael Ray

"Rachael Ray" is a slang term describing a woman with artificial, unabashed perkiness, an annoying voice and disproportionate physical attributes that, though unattractive in and of themselves, combine with the other factors in an unholy fashion to evoke the desire to bang her brains out anyway.

Often feeds into latent S&M tendencies. Due to the repulsive nature of having such desires, these inclinations are neither expressed nor confessed, and frequently erupt in fantasies of the oral or anal nature. See also "Mary Hart", "Joy Behar", and "Ann Coulter".

1) "Dude, I saw you out with that snotty bitch from work last night."

"Yeah, I was drunk and went totally Rachael Ray on that booty."

2) "That coked up chick at the bar flirting with you has absolutely no tits at all."

"Yeah, well she'll be talkin' like Rachael Ray once I get finished bouncing my meat staff off of her vocal cords all night."

by Mr. Staypuf November 17, 2009

B3 Ranchand

Someone who works on a ranch and does everything to make it work. Uses everything he can to make it work!
Works so hard that all his muscles hurt at the end of everyday.

His being a B3 Ranchand sure made a difference in all that we accomplished today!

by Fuction November 10, 2019

Ranchpire

One who puts ranch sauce on every thing. One who has been known to consume ranch out of its container even with out food for it to be dipped in or put on.

At the McDonalds we watched the Ranchpire's in the next booth, lick clean the dipping container well after they had finished off the fries.

by IceForge March 5, 2010

Rachacated

A female who is rachet but sophisticated at the same time

"You are so rachacated, you sip the finest champagne in the club while twerking like a stripper"

by k1k1g March 21, 2013