ass pumpkin

big poops

guy one: "ass pumpkin"

by milkymcmilk February 26, 2018

Pumpkin Scoop

When a girl is bent over and vigorously finger banged from behind in a scooping manner.

Damn did you see that girl squirt when I was pumpkin scooping her?

I hear Lindsey loves getting pumpkin scooped. She's badass.

by hunter December 23, 2016

Couch Pumpkin

when a fat butted bitch hogs the couch for an extended length of time

"that couch pumpkin is still playing that stupid fucking game."

"what a cunt."

by dragunWarrior February 20, 2012

pumpkin love

The act of having sex with a pumpkin.

jimmy intends to make a fresh pie as soon as he shows his pumpkin some "pumpkin love".

by Stains and Smears December 22, 2017

pumpkin person

A very cool person who is a pumpkin.

"Pumpkin person is cool"

by pumpkinperson October 16, 2021

Pumpkin Sluts

1) White Women who wait all year for September to roll around so they can dress up like Hans Solo dragging their ADHD ridden kids named Kyle and Madison to Apple Orchids and Pumpkin Farms taking 500 photos for instagram while having to be seen drinking some kind of PUMPKIN FLAVORED hot beverage in the process

2) Women who post about Halloween and how much they cant wait for it to be HALLOWEEN IN JULY.....

3)Women who have an unhealthy attachment to eating and drinking all things PUMPKIN SPICE FLAVORED

4) MILFS who like to hit on younger farm hands at the Pumpkin Patch

DUDE......tommy is in the barn right now banging one of those PUMPKIN SLUTS from Long Island.....

by BigLarry718 August 13, 2022

Diggin' For pumpkin

When one, usually a fat ass, has an itch in the ass crack (or a weggie) and proceed to stick their whole hand down their pants to itch and remove debris from their sweaty cack. The lint and remaining materials in the ass crack that are removed can be referred to as 'the pumpkin'.

Wow I can't believe that bitch is diggin' for pumpkin like that on the beach. That's nasty.

by GoNads2 January 12, 2011