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Skid Plate

Yet another synonym for the area between a man's asshole and testes. See also: taint, durf, and grundle.

"Skid Plate" is actually an automotive term for a protective plate(or plates) that shield the underside of Off-Road vehicles from damage. Here, the former, "skid" refers to skid marks.
"I think I tore my Skid Plate climbing over that fence!"
by Riko February 18, 2005
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Dirty Plate

A dirty plate is someone who has slept with a lot of people and picked up a few diseases along the way. A slut is a plate, because they offer sex to you on a plate, so a dirty plate is a slut with STDs.
Example 1
Boy 1: The girl just offered me sex.
Boy 2 : Don't sleep with her, she is a Dirty Plate!

Exmaple 2
Friend 1: Why do all the guys sleep with Hannah?
Friend 2: When sex is offered to a guy on a plate, he is going to take it!
Friend 3 : Yeah but wouldn't you want a clean plate?
by sour_lemon_drops March 20, 2011
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Anal Plate

A plate that when inserted into the rectal cavity, helps stretch out the sphincteral muscle.
I was practicing with my anal plate yesterday, and unfortunately Frank walked in on me!
by Circle Jerker December 3, 2004
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plateauing

When a man is going down on a woman and gets her to a point of continuous orgasm with small spikes of climaxes. If graphed by her muscle responses her orgasm would look like a plateau with little hills in it.
Finally got my girl to the plateau and she came for at least 15 minutes. She discovered that plateauing is one way to find out how many orgasms she can actually have.
by Eagle80 March 27, 2011
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pepperoni plates

When a girl's aerola is WAY to large and out of proportion with the size of her breast. Or, when her aerola is just too large in general. Generally viewed as a negative, embarassing quality by guys and girls alike.
Yeah, she's got big breasts, but the pepperoni plates completely wreck the attractiveness of them.
by TwiggyK September 17, 2006
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Any Meal at KFC involving chicken
Son: I am starving lets go have the Pamela Anderson blue plate special

Mom: What is that

Son: KFC chicken dinner

KFC Chicken peta Pamela Anderson Colonel Sanders
by LovesmesomeChicken February 24, 2014
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Plate Sex

In Europe guys lay down with a piece of glass over their face and have a girl squat over them and shit over their face. The guys like to see the muscles contract.
Damn, George is going to that place to have some more plate sex.
by Bermuda May 5, 2004
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