Potate

–verb (used without object), -tat·ed, -tat·ing
1. the action of doing nothing;
2. like vegetate ... but more starchy.
3. What couch potatoes do.

I'm gonna just sit back and potate.

I've been potating all day, I really should go do something productive.

In lieu of getting more exercise, rosie o'donnell potated her way to obesity

At the end of a long day, I like to come home and potate the night away

by LocoPolloEnFuego June 27, 2011

Sexual Potato

Someone who doesnt participate during sex. they just lay there and make the other person do all the work.

girl1:"my boyfriend is such a sexual potato! i have truly learned how to ride!!"

girl2:"ha! sucks for you!"

by sexualninjaofLH April 8, 2007

potato bag

A fatass. An obese man. In otherwords, a fastass heffer.

Would you date a potato bag? Hell no, I'll pass on that one. Thanks.

by lover4porn April 12, 2009

potato pussy

To have a very loose pussy and is so fat it looks like a potato

"did you see her pussy she's such a thot she has a potato pussy now."

by opiumftw June 14, 2015

potato kink

When someone in sexual intercourse likes to bring a potato into the fun.

"The potato kink is too much! Daddy stop!"

by Mermy Mon December 30, 2015

POTATO ABUSE

When you eat anything that is made from potatos. (You're killing my family)

Ethan supports POTATO ABUSE, he eats salt and vinegar chips

by SaltyPotato September 14, 2017

Potato

What an insane person thinks their species is

Person 1-- I'M A POTATO!!!!!!
Person 2--(behind person 1's back) he is a total wacko

by Dr. JonnyBaboon January 9, 2018