Porch polar bear

What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.
Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.
by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016
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painting the porch

The act of making out in your girlfriends bed instead of painting her mothers porch
Wanna go finish painting the porch?
by spazzyjazzy10102 January 03, 2020
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porch ninja

a ninja who is to lazy to get off the porch is a porch ninja
by a lazy ninja October 25, 2013
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Porch seagull

“Omg look at all those porch seagulls
by Duhitsagangmember September 21, 2020
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porch spider

Soulless, spineless money hungry wench. Member of the succubus family. Feeds on pitty, drama and bullshit. Tries to use its wits of a broken oreo to seem attractive to the male species. Will attempt to attack the male species with its wet wendys sack giblet pussy. Caution the Porch Spider will drag you through court for any utmost reason.
She may be a Porch Spider, but man is her pussy ugly.

Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.
by OIC-U-812 August 01, 2021
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Porch spider

Soulless, spineless, and money hungry, member of the succubus species. Feeds on pitty, drama, and bullshit. Will attempt to use its wits of a broken oreo to lure in its mate. Once mating season arrives it will try to use its wet paper sack giblet wound to attract its mate.
Stay away from tree nut street, that porch spider is in heat.

That girl look like an ole porch spider!
by OIC-U-812 August 02, 2021
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Porch Mexican

An old Mexican dude that snorts cocaine off the front of his property
The old porch Mexican does cocaine off the railings, his porch
by Passdadrip June 05, 2023
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