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pooberty 

When you are from 13 to 19. Sometimes 12 to 21. You are in a state of confusion. You are crabby all the time. You are past the point of puberty. It's the long drawn out version of puberty. Hence the name Poo-ber-tee. To sum it up: Very drama puberty....
Brandon: Darrin was acting really strange. One word answers, crying for no reason, not wanting to take a shower, Lashing out at everyone. What's wrong with him?

Andrew: Oh, You didn't know..He's still in Pooberty.
pooberty by Ruby Wells November 26, 2007
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A word with no meaning and no roots in the english language. It is mainly used by boys who have yet to have gotten laid. AVOID EVERYONE WHO USES THIS WORD UNIRONICALLY. THESE PEOPLE ARE A THREAT TO SOCIETY!
Ninth grade boy: That is so poggers
poggers by LOWLYfolks February 23, 2022
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The way a cockney describes a female bottom hole
In a cockney voice - Cor blimey Guv last night I did the Mrs in the pooper right tight un
Pooper by Steg Wilks February 25, 2011

pooperbate 

v. when you jerk off while on the toilet, then proceeding to shit after.
Steve went to Frisch's bathroom and pooperbated.
pooperbate by dragyn611 April 15, 2008

Pooper blooper 

You aim for her vagina, but accidentally sticks your penis in her pooper.

Some scholars argue that Pooper Bloopers are a form of Surprise Buttsecks, however this definition has yet to be acceptet by the American Anal Association (AAA)
Girl: thats right baby, give it to me
Man: fo shizzle bitch
Girl: go for it
*sound of penis entering colon*
Girl and Man: hahaha, that sure was a pooper blooper!

Audience: hahahaha

Pooper Paparazzi

(noun)
Somoeone who spreads their lover's (or sex buddy's) butt cheeks apart while they are passed out/asleep and snap, snap, snaps away pictures. Pooper Paparazzis don't hesitate to share their findings with all.
1. Marquisha: I think I had a run in with the Pooper Paparazzi last night!

Ashley: Why do you say that?

Marquisha: My cheeks feel loose but my butt doesn't hurt.

Ashley: Oh that Hunter is so SILLy!!!
Pooper Paparazzi by JMoneyCool August 28, 2011

Cum Pooper 

One who poops cum. The after effects of butt sex. Cum poopers, well, do just that, poop cum Aka White Diahrea or A vanilla and chocolate twist.
The catcher in the sexual indever becomes the cum pooper after all is said and done.
Cum Pooper by Compooper June 9, 2009