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Pinching my whiskers

When someone is overstepping there self righteous sense of authority
Damnit, that solstice fest official was really pinching my whiskers for being within 25 feet of the area that I’m not aloud to piggy back the festival and sell my art.
by 3x7r3m157 June 23, 2019
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Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.
Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.
by Stiglitz April 25, 2019
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pinching george

When you have to take a major dump after a meal, such as Taco Bell, but the time is not now, so you pretend as if there is an imaginary quarter up your asshole and you have to clench it there.
“Hey Mikey, are we almost home? I’m about to piss myself!”
“Bitch I’m getting bathroom first! I’ve been pinching George for the last 20 minutes!”
by Pinchinggeorge August 18, 2019
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Punching My Pizza

"Jacking off with pepperoni grease by only to blueballs. You don't finish."
I was seen in a playground Punching My Pizza
by Steve Beats October 9, 2019
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Punching bag

by Hoofedtoaster96 April 28, 2021
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Punching Sun

Going out and doing activities when it's sunny out. Can also include just chilling or hanging out in the sunshine.
Hey Josh, wanna go to the park and punch some sun later?

Nikki and I are punching sun tomorrow with the frisbee.
by SunPuncher May 8, 2021
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Poaching

Poaching is a term for a person who collects peoples nudes for pleasure and to have a collection
I saw a poaching collection of my ex it was large, i thought thr idea was a fiction until i saw it for myself.
by Saerow June 15, 2021
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