pokey bum wank

To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax via ones bum hole

"Can you smell that?"
"Andys Having an other one of his pokey bum wanks"

by Andys Mom June 20, 2007

pokey mess

when you get really fucked up the night before and when you wake up you see a huge mess that is all around you

dude i woke up and i saw this huge pokey mess! last nihgt was crazy!

by NikkiFM_AM May 26, 2008

pokey palace

rehab, its like jail because you cant get out but it is luxurious, like a palace.

I can't believe Lindsay Lohan is in the pokey palace again, when will that bitch learn?

by dboyfromdahood November 21, 2011

Posey

When you see a female you would love to have sexual intercourse with but also can't stand any word that comes out of her mouth. A person that any interaction other than sexual is like listening to nails on a chalk board

Man 1: Look at that piece over there.
Man 2: Yea she's hot but be careful because she's a posey.

by ItsYaBoyJeffie May 15, 2019

hella potey

Containing high levels, or highest levels of unquestionable, unmistakable, and in most situations; unattainable potency. Potency not to be taken lightly. Commonly used by Wookie folk in the Western regions of the U.S. but would certainly be heard on a Phish lot or Gathering of the Vibes.

"Yo bruh, you should come check this stellar situation out. I got the kindest, hella potey nuggs right here bruh."

by SwineFlutheCoop November 10, 2009

gay hokey pokey

When one fluctuates between being in and out of the closet, based on which is more beneficial to their current circumstances.

"Man, I don't know whether she wants be in or out. She's doing the gay hokey pokey."
"Tony's straight at home, but gay when he's out on the town. You could say he's pulling a gay hokey pokey."

by casserole42069 May 8, 2017

pushy in the pokey

Playing a nice game of prison sex. After you turn yourself around.

And THAT'S what it's all about.

Inmate Andy Rooney's corpse: "Guard Trump got an itch after lights out last night and raped me like a klingon

with his nightstick!"

Inmate Dick Cheney: "Nothing like the warm embrace of a little pushy in the pokey after evening crumpets."

by Lecherous Cretin October 2, 2018