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Internet Plumber

Someone who regularly builds things on the internet. They connect the tubes to make shit happen.
"Hey nice hat! What does Internet Plumber mean anyway?"
"Oh, I build shit on the internet."
by geekforbrains January 6, 2023
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Hood plumber

A service where unemployed black men fuck grossly overweight white women to feed off of their section 8 , food stamps, and other government funded services .
My obese aunt carol whos had several abortions , and a KFC member plus card , is looking for a new hood plumber to fill her holes .
by PauliePinks March 7, 2023
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Chubby plumper

1)Someone who likes or needs to tease a man's member to get it as hard as possible before intercourse.
2)Someone who has no choice but to satisfy themselves, sexually, because they have no one willing to do it for them .
1)Man, after drinking all night a girl better be a chubby plumper or I'll never get hard enough to have sex.

2) Women are so touchy these days I have to be my own chubby plumoer.

Yeah I've got a girlfriend but we havent had sex in weeks , I can either be a chubby plumper, leave her or cheat. I chose chubby plumper. (For now)
by B1BrealBu May 3, 2023
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red plumber

Broken heart- I mean toilet get the red plumber
by Leonardo da PLUMBER June 15, 2023
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red plumber

The guy from fortnite- I MEAN the guy from nintendo
Broken heart- I mean broken toilet call the red plumber
by Leonardo da PLUMBER June 15, 2023
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prison plumber

Incarcerated medical professional assigned to relieve congested or clogged balls for fellow prisoners.
He was the best prison plumber in the yard.
by Innocent Killer September 15, 2023
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Packet Plumber

A senior network engineer. So called because the internet is a series of tubes through which packets of information flow, and without proper plumbing, the entire Internet - and the global economy - would collapse.
The security weenies and the packet plumbers are at each other's throats about allowing backhauling traffic to HQ for proxy inspection.
by Camwhore Cam July 11, 2024
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