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Planet Zortgonia

Home planet of the shapeshifting Zortgonian living on planet Earth, Brandon Dufrene.
Brandon Dufrene is the only Zortgonian and is from the home planet of Planet Zortgonia.
by Zoooted August 29, 2022
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Planet-Crushing Blow

When someone gets a blowjob while in the middle of playing the mobile game, Dokkan Battle. Referenced from a character from the game, "Planet-Crushing Blow Cooler (Final Form)."
Alexander The Vegito King: yo lonk did you no item that stage yet
lonk: yea i even beat it while getting a Planet-Crushing Blow from shawty
Alexander The Vegito King: what the fuck are you talking about
by lonkischinese October 3, 2022
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the most famous lion on planet earth

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It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.

At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.

It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.

I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
ninjayas — Today at 10:13 PM
Yeah I’m actually the most famous lion on planet earth (edited)

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by O1RD October 19, 2022
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Planet Nopholophogus

planet Nopholophogus is a suger rush candy land planet created by Moriah Elizabeth in her "Maker Art With The NEW Poscas"
"Hey did you watch Moriah Elizabeth's new video?" "planet Nopholophogus?" "YUHHHHH"
by Harahara April 26, 2022
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Planet Popstar

Planet Popstar is a distant planet shaped like a yellow five-pointed star, typically crossed by two white planetary rings, that is home to a majority of the main characters in the Kirby series. According to the Kirby's Adventure instruction manual, the planet is so far away from Earth that it would invisible to Earth's population. Said to be located in Gamble Galaxy in Kirby: Squeak Squad, Popstar is considered by some to be a "backwater planet" in the lore of the Kirby series. This is most notably referenced in the reactions of invaders to Kirby's presence on Popstar (such as that of Susie in Kirby: Planet Robobot), as they often question why such a powerful being lives on this remote planet.
Magolor: Planet Popstar is so amazing.
by Kit the Little cat January 9, 2022
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The Planet Earth Test

When you want to see if a cover of Fireflies is good, so you skip to the part where they sing "I like to make my self believe, that planet Earth turns slowly".
Guy 1: What're you doing?

Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.

Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.
by OctopusProbably October 24, 2022
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planet lexwxrld

Planet lexwxrld is a planet where there’s only love and fear without fear life is meaningless.
…🛸🌏
In 3248 I’m go to planet lexwxrld 🛸🌏
by Lexwxrld June 2, 2022
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