phone hot

Someone who sounds attractive over the phone, but is fugly in person.

The lady at the bank is phone hot.

by P-Sheezy January 16, 2007

phonecam

to use a camera-equipped cellphone to photograph or record a video of something.

"Did you see that shit!?"
"Yeah, I totally phonecam'd the whole thing."

by KKSBK August 14, 2008

2005 phone

When a person has a flip phone in a world dominated by smartphones

My iphone 5 broke so my mom got me this 2005 phone.

by Mcthundastick April 9, 2015

windows phone

More like and kindle-mini than a phone. Has like 3 apps in the store. Parents who hate their kids will buy them one. Overall a big piece of shit with a screen.

Loser: Hey guys look at my new windows phone.
Regular kid: Why are you holding a piece of shit?

by mlgnoscoper360420 July 17, 2016

phone ring analysis

when you call someone and they don't answer so you count the number of rings to tell if theyre either ignoring you, have their phone turned off, or if they just didnt get to their phone in time

no rings and goes straight to voicemail means theyre phone is turned off when you called.

5 or 6 rings means they just couldnt get to their phone

anything less than 3 rings means they looked at their caller id and chose to ignore

She's still mad at me because i used a phone ring analysis after i called her and it rang only once so she ignored my call

by hardhitr3 August 11, 2009

phone monkey

I worker that does nothing all day except fix phone's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.

Receptionist "My phone is broke can some monkey come and fix it?"

phone monkey "It'll be about two days."

Receptionist "Don't worry, some passing five year old sorted it for me"

by Timmeh606 December 2, 2007

cell-phone fuck

a person who constantly whips out a cell phone to check if someone has called them

This act takes place at least once every 5 minutes

Also a person who takes out a cell phone to repeatedly open and close it in an annoying manner

Almost every male in our school is a cell-phone fuck. Always checking to see if some skank has called them

by Robert Williamson February 18, 2006