Philadelphia

Haha, fuck man.

Philadelphia could be one of the most underestimated cities out there. It makes 18 on mastercards global cities list, #4 largest economy in the us, and yet a cnn reporter answers this question on air:

Guy: How will this effect the east?
Reporter: Well no doubt this will effect the important cities in the east, Boston, New York, Washington....

It's like the kid in school who wasn't ever taken seriously. Meh, Philadelphia sucks ass anyway.

1 more year when I get my degree, i'm getting the fuck out of that shithole! (philadelphia)

Cnn weather report: Rain will then spread into the big cities of Boston, New York and Dc.

by Ohfuckmylifeisdead February 10, 2009

philadelphia

a city full of narcissistic assholes who tend to rep it in a negative way

girl 1: "north philly's where it's at. if you ain't from north philly, you ain't no true nigga. all da reel niggas from north philly, dog."
girl 2: "you need to kill yourself."
philadelphia.

by farts mcdildoes October 31, 2011

Philadelphia

AKA "The City of Brothers in Love"
1. A dirty, bum ridden city with all of the harsh attitude of New York City, but with none of the charm
2. the best place to find a decent cheesesteak
3. An area of the country where no one knows how to drive
4. a cesspool

1. "I got a workout from walking through the streets of Philadelpia; the profuse scatter of bums sleeping on the sidewalks created an obstacle course for me to highstep."

3. "When you visit Philadelphia, find some sort of an alternate form of transportation. You never want to step foot in an automobile, for you might lose your life or, even worse, pick up the bad driving habbits."

4. "There are nice and decent people in the city of Philadelphia, but don't expect to encounter any of them."

by perlberg December 28, 2005

Phalangee

they are yo fingers biatch

You better trell me where you got dem drugs before i break off all of yo phalangees cracka!

by GALP March 10, 2007

Philadelphia Phrench Kiss

When two people spread their butts apart and go back to back, rubbing said butts together in a kissing fashion.

Dude, Justin got so drunk last night that he performed the Philadelphia Phrench Kiss with sister!

by miguel_sanchez_1 March 7, 2012

Paula Abdul

she is a choriographer and famous singer, she was on american idol as one of its origina judges. She is 40 years old and she will still manage to get you a bonner

Person:"man i got a bonner from that 20 year old judge on american idol!"

Other person "dude thats Paula Abdul shes not 20 shes 40!"

Person: "i still got a bonner"

by baka kuso yaro April 27, 2011

Philadelphia

Basically the ugliest, dirtiest, most crime infested town you will ever fucking run across. Town boasts the Eagles who have never even won a fucking superbowl, the Flyers whose last stanley cup pre-dates the nation's bicentennial, the Phillies who have more loses than any other team in the majors, and a bunch of colleges who have never won anything like villanova, st. joes, and temple. A philly cheestake cant talk shit against a Primanti brothers sandwich. In philly there is nothing to do except go to bars and get in fights with the vile locals. PHILTHadelphia a disgusting city full of niggers who live off welfare and whites who think they are tough shit and never fucking shower. That’s probably why that pathetic excuse of a city smells like a stanky and slimy pussy. People that live in philly are either too retarted to realize that they live in a shit hole or they are too poor to move anywhere else. The only things more pure than its inferiority complex to Pittsburgh is its heroin and its hatred towards progress, common sense and education. Like i said, its a dump.

Philadelphia is a wanna be New York, except with ALOT more black people. Lets move to Pittsburgh!

by zam9 December 28, 2008