porcelain slammer

when a chick is throwing up bent over the toilet, the man comes up from behind her and throws it in-- hopefully causing the girl's head to slam into the back of the john.

dude, i caught my girlfriend booting last night, so i gave her the porcelain slammer.

by Markoo420 September 25, 2006

percolating

When your intestines are cramping up and make that 'girgling' sound a few minutes before you have to hit the can. Similar to a coffee maker percolating, your intestines are fixing up a nasty brew.

Feeling ok, John?
Nah man, I'm percolating over here. Cover me for a few minutes, will ya.

by Rold Gold July 28, 2005

Parcelera

Primarily used by people from Puerto Rico referring to trailer trash whores.

1. A female who acts with no class.

2. A female who is in need of a good bitch slap.

3. The female version of 'Pookie' from New Jack City, "Rae" the character played by Christina Ricci in Black Snake Moan or "Sha Na Na' from the TV Series "Martin".

1. I told that parcelera to back the f... off.

2. Wow, that bitch is a parcelera!

by LL - The Latin Lover December 19, 2010

9 percent

The amount in a child's lifetime (up to 18 years of age) that they spend in the education deparment being schooled, high-schooled, home-schooled or tutored.

Whew, the whole of my 9 percent was wasted in that hellhole.

by Ronald L August 31, 2008

double percolator

a bong that filters the weed twice for 100% THC and softer less harsher hits

stoner #1:dude I just bought a double percolator
stoner #2: we should smoke some shit right now out of it.

by pimp juice from atown December 21, 2008

Percentag

A symbol to replace the hashtag on twitter. To be used just the same as a hashtag on Twitter, but is the new, 2.0 version.

Hashtags aren't going to be around forever. They are getting used up. So intro to the %percentag

I like using percentag %winning

by Dano Hart June 12, 2011

perculate

the growling and gas build-up in one's guts prior to needing to take a huge or greesy shit.

Dude, I gotta get home. I'm startin' to perculate!!

by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008