PENCIL POCKET PUSSY

A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY IS A SEX TOY FITTED FOR GUYS WITH A SMALL DICK
I OVER HEARD BARBARA SAYIN SHE HATED HAVIN SEX WITH BOB AS HIS DICK WAS WAY TOO SMALL SO AS A BIRTHDAY GAG GIFT I BOUGHT HIM A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY SO AT LEAST HE WILL BE GETTIN SOME LOL
by ODog N Cali M.C N T December 06, 2009
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sharpen my pencil

to masturbate to full extent and make your pencil (penis) sharp (erect)
Once I saw that hot ass chica, I started to sharpen my pencil, asked her to come in the car, and then it was all good times.
by Eric Cartmanez May 09, 2008
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dusty turd pencil

The name of an old mans penis who loves anal sex, while living in a nursing home.
My grandpa got his dusty turd pencil too close to a CNA and now he is banned from the nursing home.
by DirtyTesla69 June 16, 2017
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draws like a pencil

It means you get a smooth drag from a smoking apparatus usually weed related the term was used by Kyle Gass in the movie Tenacious D in the pick of destiny as he took a fine toke of the Bong of Destiny
Jack: how does your new pipe hit dude? Kyle: its so smooth bro it draws like a pencil
by ReeferEnthusiast April 05, 2015
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Death by mechanical pencil!

It is when you grab a mechanical pencil of any sort and threaten someone with it verbally, or just wield it like a madman
by Kaylathecat8 May 18, 2018
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Pencil Sharpening Day

Pencil Sharpening Day is an international Holiday, taking place on October 27th, which was recently popularized by the Youtuber cs188.

While the true origin of this annual holiday is unknown, experts believe that it originated in the middle ages, when feathers that were used to write bibles were thrown onto a pile and then were all sharpened on pencil sharpening day.

There is also rumored to be another Pencil Sharpening Day in November, which could not be confirmed, though.
by RacerN2O December 07, 2016
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