Patrick Kielty

A well known comedian in the UK and Ireland.

Person 1- "I saw Patrick Kielty on the TV last night."

Person 2- "I hate that stupid bastard. I've got nothing against taking the piss out of people for comedy, but when he does it he isn't funny or clever and looks like a totally ignorant wannabe prick."

Person 1- "You don't want these tickets to his show I bought you for your birthday then?"

by Cap'n BaGaF! Oh Yeah! November 30, 2008

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patrick starfish

A fat fucking starfish, residing from bikini bottom, GA

You see Patrick starfish at king of diamonds dumping stacks on them raggedy chocolate bitches!

by Jp31390 February 28, 2014

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Patrick shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born

Like embarrassing

Just go to reading dms #3 on Noel miller’s channel and you will understand Patrick shwavy

by Noel Miller has a large penis December 17, 2019

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patrick dempsey

Actor who has his second breakthrough playing doctor McDreamy in the hit series Grey's Anatomy.
ahm...and sexiest man alive!

Dr. Meredith Grey: Did you let me scrub in for this operation because I slept with you?
Dr. Derek Shepherd(Patrick Dempsey) : Yes.
pause
Dr. Derek Shepherd: Just kidding.

by Anna89898 February 20, 2007

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