Cold Palmer

Colder name for the best english youngster and best premier league youngster Cole Palmer who plays for the by far biggest club in London (the mighty chels) and is miles clear of Bumkayo Saka (made an extra definition of him)and actually scores penalties when it matters

Bro have you heard, Cold Palmer destroyed another big 6 team on his own

by LondonIsForeverBlue April 12, 2024

Holly Palmer

a handjob

"She didn't kiss me under the mistletoe, but she gave me a holly palmer"

by hollypalmer24 May 7, 2024

hannie palmer

When you jack your meat with your hands

I hannie palmer last night

by Lojtysewr May 8, 2024

Patsy Palmer

n. Can be used as a verb. A life hurricane, a ruiner of all good things, a leech, a careless fart (seems innocent at first but then mass destruction follows), non trustworthy. Not a friend. A fiend, a dope whore

1. Wow. What happened to that family nice family? Idk, looks like they got Patsy Palmered though
2. Hey let’s take that girl in (says friend to other friend) friend 2 says “nooo, she looks like a Patsy Palmer!”
3. Hey, you want to go ruin someone’s life today? We will start small but take everyone down surrounding this one person bc we can’t have our way. ‘Idk man, I don’t know any to be a Patsy Palmer!’
3. Hey, I’m in trouble what do I do? “Maybe you could convince someone you really care for them and they will take you in, and then when they trust you, you fuck them over to keep yourself out of trouble! That’s what a Patsy Palmer would do!

by Kiki The Sh*t May 10, 2024

Arnold Palmer

A half white and half black baby, often seen on sidewalks of busy roads pushed in a stroller by a (often fat) white girl wearing pajama pants in broad daylight; The father nowhere to be seen.

I was driving through Dundalk the other day and saw 3 Arnold Palmer babies in 30 minutes!

by mcniggleston November 29, 2021

Tom Palmer

A mug. The worlds worse fifa player who chats shit with his 90 losses.

Omg that guy is such a Tom Palmer

by Lollipopsfordays December 1, 2021

Cole Palmer

Also known as Cold Palmer or C🧊ld Palmer. The GOAT english midfielder (apart from Lampard). Clear of that fraud Foden and the other fraud Pukayo Paka. Rival fans are obsessed with making "cole palmer without penalties" memes on tiktok. They just haters cause cole is cold

Person 1: Cole Palmer is trash without penalties
Person 2 (chelsea fan): You don't watch Chelsea do you?

by MamaHuevoJoño February 13, 2024