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paladin

A Class of Characters found in World of Warcraft which is only available to Alliance characters. The are in many ways greater than other classes found in World of Warcraft with abilities to wear the highest class of armors, fight with the strongest melee weapons, and use spells that allow temporary invulnerability and healing. This class of characters is hated by many others due to the inability to cope with the fact that he or she spent so much time creating a character who is unable to use or beat the paladin class. Similiar hatred is seen towards the Horde class characters of Shamans. It has been found in many studies that people who believe the paladin class is an unfair class often have a 32.4 pound stone with rough edges lodged in their rectum and decending colon.
Pussy Ass Rogue: "OMG, What a gay Paladin. I can't gank him like the others. I guess I'll go bitch about this class because I'm in denial since I spent so much time on my pathetic rogue, I have lost all my dignity in real life. I lost my job, my girlfriend, my house, my ability to erect my penis or vice versa. I can't even take a shit like I used to. Yeah, I'll do that. Paladins are for noobs. That makes me feel better. Shamans suck to.
by Munir Khan August 9, 2005
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crystal palace

A poorly performing London based team. The agitation that is felt for them, but yet not for teams such as Fulham, comes from Palace fans belief that they are actually good. In the rare event of them winning, the score is recorded and then brandished at every available point. Additionally their manager, Ian Dowie feels it his place (from the relegation zone) to advise Tottenham and other higher ranked teams on how they should play. The majority of their fans are incredibly smug individuals.
Even though Palace have been relegated, their smug fans will find a silver lining to it.
by Matt May 17, 2005
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Pasadena High School

Pasadena High School is one of the most hype schools you’ll ever see. It is extremely diverse, ranging from rich white kids to bloods and crips. The sports teams aren’t even that trash, hell even their football team plays at the Rose Bowl. They got this hella good dance team that kills it everything they have a show and the boys basketball team is D1! Everywhere you’ll go smells like weed and there are parties thrown every weekend. The school extremely hype, Blueface baby even showed up.

Pasadena has a billion private schools because the white parents don’t wanna have there kids go to a “ghetto” school, but the only reason pasadena school district is broke is because these private schools steal their students.

Pasadena high is not a school, it’s a family and you should just be jealous you don’t go there.
Some pasadena high school kid is throwing a kickback this week, wanna come?
by aintnosnitch January 7, 2019
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Pasadena

A place in Maryland where all anybody drinks is Miller lite (because that's all anyone can afford) and all anyone drives is ford f150s (because otherwise you're gay.) Beautiful in its own way, Pasadena locals spend their time smoking weed in the Wendy's parking lot or spray painting racial slurs on abandoned buildings. As it's highscools are terrible, only 20% of its residents hold college degrees, yet a shocking 50% own boats. Typically, boat owners enjoy such aquatic activities as smoking weed and drinking Miller lite. If owning a boat is outside your budget (if you live here, it probably is,) you can spend your time at the Texas Roadhouse, where it takes at least 3 days to get seated at a table.
Cletus: Hey skeeter, wanna go hang out with Michael?
Skeeter: No, that fag lives in Severna park
Cletus: Oh right, I forgot. Let's go drink outside Wendy's instead like we do here in Pasadena
Skeeter: Sounds good!
by Severna Park is for fags May 11, 2018
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ParaDew

A meme streamer who makes the same jokes everyday
Person 1: "Hey ParaDew" is live! Person 2: "HOOO LEEE I can't wait to sayJoel!"
by CEO of ParaCells November 24, 2022
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Phone Parade

One of the most popular multi-player cell phone games available to our nation's youth. It really only serves as an introduction to the world of cell phone gaming. (Such as phone party)

The rules are as follows: all players place their phones in the center of the table. All phones are carefully inspected (by a neutral party, if possible), and the person with the smallest phone wins.
"After you left the BBQ last night all twelve of us sat down and played a kickin' round of phone parade! You shoulda been there, man!"
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pink palace pillager

A pillager of pussy, especially and almost exclusively in reference to the one eyed wandering Willie.
"Paul plunged his Pink Palace Pillager into Polly's peter pouch for a proper porking.
by phuc yue December 8, 2007
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