oscar mayer

You can not lie if you say oscar mayer within the same sentence (its just not cool and frowned upon).A statement of absolute truth, abusers of this are damned to the 9th level of Hell.
When you want to tell the truth beyond a doubt, it means that you are 100% telling the truth.

1. Jack: Dude did Fallon give you head last night?

Sean: Oscar mayer she gave me head!

Jack: Chill.

by MattandKevbot34 July 26, 2010

Osceola

A small town, one specifically located in northern Indiana. Many people refer to it as "the REAL OC", even though it is a pile of bore compared to Orange County, California. Many people in the OC think of themselves as... I have no clue... tougher than others? But I know people who would support the quote: "There is nothing to do here in the OC. You can either sit and rot or go do something illegal." We all love each other and vandalize our neighbors and street signs. Most residents of Osceola are middle/lower middle class income, while in the poser OC (north of St. Joseph river) are usually high class income. There is one part of the OC, closer to the river, where most people live non-existant lives, and are too average to mention. Except for the fact that we are all either actual skaters, indie kids, scene, or punk (or something like that....).

Kid 1: You live in Osceola?
ghetto OC kid: Yeah, it gives me tough points.

Kid 1: You live in Osceola?
poser OC kid: Yeah, I wish I was in Granger.

Kid 1: Are you, like, skater, punk, scene, indie, or WHAT?
non-existant OC kid: I am all of the above. And I'm not even lying.

by Aunt Beth May 19, 2006

Oscar

An award given for movies with convoluted plots involving 4 hours of CGI effects in slow motion.

Let's read the Cliff's notes to a book and then hurriedly film a trio of movies only slightly resembling the much superior original product!

by Flaming Denethor Bomb March 20, 2004

oscar

another word for a blowjob...according to E-Rock....because he hates the fact that the lord of the rings trilogy won 17 oscars...and he's not impressed by it.

Oscar? *scoff* ...that's just another word for a blowjob. *blowjob hand motion*

by fackyou December 31, 2007

Oscar

An Academy Award that Leonardo Dicaprio is never going to win.

- And the Oscar goes to!
- Not you Leonardo Dicarpio!

by alealesanchez March 12, 2014

Oscar The Grouch

Oscar the Grouch, commonly remembered on Sesame Street, was a green fuzzy little man that lived in a trash can. The truth about this man is hard to comprehend.Oscar "The Grouch" Mantoothe III, was actually a pleasent young man that grew up in London, England. As a youngster he lost his Father (the II) to an outbreak of the plauge, commonly known as the "Black Death". After losing his beloved father, Mantoothe (being the only male in his family) had to work day and night from the time he was 12 to the time he was 22. Mantoothe kept working (his job was but that of a mere fisherman) until he eventullay caught a gigantic sword fish that no one had ever seen before and sold it to the highest bidder. Soon after he quit working and found a woman trying to settle down.

Part one of two, please scroll down to see continuation

by Kick ass action kung fu grippin bastard ass July 30, 2004

Osceola

A town in Northern Indiana between South Bend and Elkhart. Neither South Bend or Elkhart are worth mentioning, so this little shit hole doesn't even really deserve an Urban Dictionary definition except to serve as a warning. !!!WARNING!!! If you ever find yourself visiting this town you are either looking for a redneck, meth-head, fist-fight-on-a-Tuesday-night-because there's-nothing-else-to-do bar, or you are looking for a shitty used car, or possibly both. There is absolutely nothing else in this "vacuum of the Mid-west" beside used car lots and bars. Should you ever find that you will be actually taking up residency in this hemorrhoid of the corn belt, do yourself a favor and stop off at the Martin's supermarket at either edge of town and pick up a pack of cherry Life Savers and a handgun (the Life Savers will get rid of the taste of metal when you place the barrel in your mouth).

Random person 1: Nice to meet you, where are you from?

Random person 2: Osceola, IN.

Random person 1: Where the fuck is that?

Random person 2: ...Notre Dame.

mishawaka south bend elkhart michiana

by OC Survivor December 16, 2009