Todd was not finished being made .
A Todd will never get hard to please a woman
Todd’s usually get drunk by just thinking about rum .
Todd’s usually look up to people called josh.
Todd’s want to become a josh even tho they can’t .
Todd’s aren’t funny or good looking.
A Todd will never get hard to please a woman
Todd’s usually get drunk by just thinking about rum .
Todd’s usually look up to people called josh.
Todd’s want to become a josh even tho they can’t .
Todd’s aren’t funny or good looking.
by Luciferiq November 25, 2021
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Kiké: Todd I love you
SAM: shut up kiké I love Todd
Kiké: whatever man
James: jababa jequavion
Holly: *why am I here*
CAITLEN: we should go to jd
Alfie: holly you should leave i hate you DIE and I don’t love Todd I’m in love deeply with james
James: hehe 😉
Elliot: why you guys doing this😭 *wtf is going on*
Todd: guys shut the duck up I am trying to concentrate
Everyone: okay baba
SAM: shut up kiké I love Todd
Kiké: whatever man
James: jababa jequavion
Holly: *why am I here*
CAITLEN: we should go to jd
Alfie: holly you should leave i hate you DIE and I don’t love Todd I’m in love deeply with james
James: hehe 😉
Elliot: why you guys doing this😭 *wtf is going on*
Todd: guys shut the duck up I am trying to concentrate
Everyone: okay baba
by Babybaba November 30, 2021
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Charlie: I got todded last night
Oliwia: what do you mean?
Charlie: There was a todd at the end of my bed disrupting my sex with neil😡
Oliwia: what do you mean?
Charlie: There was a todd at the end of my bed disrupting my sex with neil😡
by Hannah todd January 10, 2020
Get the Todd mug.Todd’s origin is unclear thus far. Some theorise he was birthed by the Big Bang and some believe he has cropped up in the form of some well known Pagan Gods. Rumours tell he currently resides in Australia with a family. He has incredible power in every respect with a gargantuan sized muscular body to represent this. He embodies physical strength and demonstrates this with his crime fighting hobby. Usually overlooked as a result of him being physical specimen, he is incredibly artistic and intelligent. Todd is suave, humble, powerful and beautiful all around.
by LordAyr April 3, 2020
Get the Todd mug.I person that feels he is superior to most people but is actually a punk bitch. One that usually likes to suck Dick for beer money but doesn't even drink. Someone who likes to put other people down to try to overcome his own inadequacies ( normally small dick or inferior mind). Just an all around D- Bag
This guy is such a Understanding the Todd Jackson and he don't even know it. Doesn't he know he is a total ass hat and a D-Bag
by Isaiditbitch April 22, 2020
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by Velzinooo April 27, 2020
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