Stained Glass

1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy

2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in

4. Spread fingers open

5. Take a look through the Stained Glass

As I peered through the Stained Glass, I accidentally coughed and blew a Chinese Weather Balloon

by TheWarOnSilence February 18, 2023

Glass Nigger

A nigger made of glass or participates in making others out of glass, like when you push em over they shatter like a real nigger does but he just steals your bike instead of smashing glass.

Tyson "Ay yo look, it's a glass nigger!"
Furb "That's my dad you rock nigger!"

by I say ni- January 6, 2021

gogy glasses

round, retro glasses commonly worn by a brit twitch streamer, GeorgeNotFound

look! it’s the gogy glasses!

by g.cinnamon January 17, 2021

Glass hat

Breaking a glass bottle over a person's head.

Drew was so drunk and belligerent last night, he almost gave Simon a glass hat!

by Zeener26 May 30, 2022

Danny glass

that guy that you are okay with getting a cream-pie from

I think Danny glass made me pregnant but I don’t care because it felt so good.

by shpeve October 7, 2020

Prison Glass

Meth cooked in a prison cell toilet.

The only way to finish all his work documentation by 5 o'clock was to smoke some of his prison glass and hope for the best.

by FrickinMighty March 5, 2021

Glass Carpet

To snort crack out of a hookers muff

Nina - "Did you have a great time with that prostitute last night?"
Glenn - "Yeah i gave her a glass carpet!"
Nina - "PHWOOOAH"

by yolo69yololo October 1, 2012