Phrase used to make sure people around you are aware of reality like the fact that the moon landing was faked or the fact the 9/11 was a government conspiracy or the fact the communists still run around the U.S.
Woke person: Are you a communist?
Unwoke person: What?
Woke person: That sounds like something a communist would say. stay woke.
Unwoke person: What?
Woke person: That sounds like something a communist would say. stay woke.
by Stay woke fam March 14, 2017
Wake up from the bullshit you're speaking. Say this when someone is obviously talking out of their ass.
5'2" white guy: I swear I've been in the gym getting ready for the NBA Draft!
Person in touch with reality: Stay woke lil nigga. You ain't shit
Person in touch with reality: Stay woke lil nigga. You ain't shit
by Trizzy @Tre February 18, 2015
by WokestFinna February 21, 2018
Angry person with blue hair. Typically morbidly obese and militant about fat acceptance, claims to be trans, often to be found in white knee socks and hotpants.
For some reason I can't quite put my finger on, there are very few Harry Potter fans in the woke smurf community.
by Old Phardt December 31, 2021
Woke with an outer veneer of credible rationality. This veneer is in effect a form of cryptography that obfuscates underlying beliefs consistent w/Wokeness.
by UseYourBrain18 December 03, 2021
Woke milk is a term that defines any alternative or fake milk product made that is not made by the mammary glands of mature female animals. Examples of woke milk are Soy, Almond, Oat and Coconut type liquids. Woke milks are a recent addition to the human dietary profile against animal milks which have been consumed by humans for over two thousand years.
Barista: Morning sir, would you like full fat milk, or one of our woke milk alternatives in your low-fat, fair trade, dry, caramel cappuccino today?
by Dante Caine March 16, 2022