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naughty-gift scavenger

A low-income person who trundels a wheelbarrow all around town on Christmas morning and collects the lumps of coal that Santa left in the stockings of all the bratty youngsters, so that he can take it back home and burn it in his stove for heat.
As we all know, Santa is extremely careful about determining who's actually been naughty or nice ("He's makin' a list, and checkin' it twice"), and so quite a significant percentage of the children in any given area will probably receive high-grade anthracite as their Christmas present. A naughty-gift scavenger, therefore, should have little trouble filling up his 'barrow come Christmas Day, since most parents wouldn't want "that dirty black stuff" in their houses, anyway, and thus they would probably be all too happy to be rid of it; about the only families who would likely tell him no would be fellow-indigent folks who themselves would want to use said sooty lumps in their own furnaces.
by QuacksO February 16, 2019
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Honk on the naughty

A phrase that describes using and/or sharing a vape often with friends
by Sydhowareya May 21, 2024
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Naughty cocks

A type of cock that slaps you around and goes deep inside of you and makes you have a hard orgasm from naughty cocks
Oh my god I just had the biggest orgasm in my life from naughty cocks on video
by Hannahpetiudie August 12, 2021
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Naughty Luncheon

When a man performs oral sex on multiple random woman
A group of horney girls at the party asked Jon if he wanted to come to their naughty luncheon
by Naughty Country Girl September 30, 2021
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naughty ehling

When you begin to shit in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.
A: Dude I just went to the bathroom and experienced a naughty ehling.

B: So relatable!
by bimbambum November 10, 2017
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naughty-pine furniture

Da assorted "time out" chairs dat one finds in family-sized homes.
If you don't wanna hafta temporarily sit still and sadly wish for your freedom to be mobile again, ya need to diligently remember --- and obey --- da house-rules. Perhaps leaving reminder-notes on all of da naughty-pine furniture in yer dwelling would help to keep ya focused on said good behavior.
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
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The Naughty Corner

When you do some dumb s**t on a Youtube podcast and get timed out.
Go to the naughty corner, go to the naughty corner! 2 minutes!
by Pride Mod November 28, 2023
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