kitten mittens

when you get pissed off at a cat and make mittens out of it

bob:what are those mittens made out of
jon:bitch thease are kitten mittens everyone needs a pair
bob:barf

by mike gallo August 15, 2006

Mutted

To be punked without doing anything about it - origins of the word comes from San Francisco California

Aye Richard step of the court you weak *Richard steps off court * Awwww Richard You Just Got Mutted For Yo Spot

by illmatic flow June 11, 2013

dong mitten

The lone finger of a glove that has been abandoned by the rest of its glove on a playground,it looks as if it could house a small penis.

Hey dude, look at that shit, its a dong mitten!

GG

by P33T-Lwnage February 20, 2004

foot mitten

Rather like a pair of gloves/mittens however for the feet, foot mittens is a common term now used for socks :P.

" oh mum buy me some new foot mittens"...

"ey?!"

"socks mum socks!"

by pandurtle December 13, 2009

nigger mittens

Hands, usually palms of large proportion

My brother doesn't have big hands but compared to me, he has nigger Mittens

by Jonathan Fourtwenty Blaze August 30, 2016

muttonous

(adj.)- pertaining to mutton chops

Joe: Check out that guy's sideburns!
Bennett: Those chops are straight up muttonous!

by benny illsman March 29, 2005

muttin dagger

A slang term for a hard penis.

"Dude I was pounding some random girl last night with my muttin dagger".

by LKALKALKA March 1, 2007