mushroom cunt

Conceited, Narcisstic, douche canoe, a.k.a Nick

My ex is a raging mushroom cunt.

by Dickeater October 25, 2018

mushroom capper

Another name for the head of a penis.

She wrapped her mouth around my mushroom capper and dam did that feel good.

by jimmybomm December 17, 2020

Mushroom Beige

a. the colour to describe the colour of a mushroom

b. A common room paint coulour

i.e Oooh, is that beige?

Ooooh yeah, what kind of beige?

Hmmmm...Mushroom beige...

by lilmissmush February 7, 2010

Loose Mushroom

A very dangly, loose vagina.

Guy 1: Damn, Phi is a loose mushroom.
Guy 2: I thought Phi was a guy?
Guy 1: Me too!
Guy 2: What?

by ESTATE October 6, 2008

mushroom tip

1. The glans penis.
2. The entire penis (e.g., the shaft as the stalk of the mushroom and the glans penis as the cap).

"... she took out my mushroom tip, and when it came out it went drip-drip-drip..." (Sublime, "Caress Me Down")

by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

mushroom helmet

The head of a mans dick

Can you make my mushroom helmet touch your tonsils?

by smitty December 20, 2002

Mushroom Tattoo

Whipping your cock against ones' face extrememly hard to leave a mushroom tattoo.

Look at that huge Mushroom Tattoo on Su's face left by Toran.

by Mike February 4, 2004