Anal Murder

When you Shit in a pillow case and freeze it, Then once frozen you kill someone with it.

Jack: Hey man u hear bout Heather.

Bobby: yeah man that was horrible. Anal murder isn't a joke.

by Sorry I messd up with my email September 26, 2010

Coyotian Murder Dog

A breed of Coyote that will murder your face off and then put it back on, and you'll be like "Thank you!" and they'll be like "Nah, psych!" and they'll murder it right back off.

They live in the wild of the neighborhood on certain days and often "mess people up."

Oh man, that Coyotian Murder Dog almost murdered my face off again.

by MrHaaxMan June 11, 2011

murphy's law

The law that says anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

I just won the lotto, but I lost the lotto ticket.

by Etan September 5, 2003

haruki murakami

Fine Japanese author of urban magic realism. Novels such as 'Dance, Dance, Dance' and 'The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle' have made Murakami one of the most popular writers in his native country with young people. His story of young love in the 1960's 'Norwegian Wood' was a sensation when it was published in the 1980's.
Best novel (IMHO) - Sputnik Sweetheart

Selected books

Pinball
A Wild Sheep Chase
Hardboiled Wonderland And The End Of The World
Norwegian Wood
The Elephant Vanishes (Short Stories)
Dance Dance Dance
The Wind Up Bird Chronicles
South Of The Border, West Of The Sun
Sputnik Sweetheart
Underground (Non fiction)

by Miles Pieri January 7, 2004

murder boner

n.; An erection aroused by violence

Clubbing baby seals gives me such a murder boner!

by D. Pratt November 15, 2006

Mamma Murder

(N) A night walker type of girl you meet at a bar. She's the girl with the razor blade eyes and killer thighs--with just enough showing to blow your mind.

She's a w-o-m-a-n and she'll kill you with her verbs--meaning that she's hot AND she's intelligent and she probably WOULD kill you.

Mamma Murder's got a vampire tan and dark brown hair and large doe eyes.

First she'll use you--then she'll lose you.

Have you ever heard of her? She's a murderer! Mamma Murder stole his heart away (and ate it for dinner).

Mamma's a sinner--here to prove that Satan is real.

by Mamma Murder May 11, 2010

Murican

An impolite way of saying "American" (or a polite way of saying "Americunt") while wanting to project a sense to dislike towards that country and its inhabitants.

"Those Muricans think they can just push everyone around. What a bunch of arrogant imperialistic bastards!"

by renumeratedfrog June 20, 2013