mouse turds

The gunk that accretes on the bottom of a computer mouse.

Argh, my computer pointer is jumping all over the place.

Try cleaning off the mouse turds.

by col.panik June 15, 2011

Mouse Jump

A cliche used when anything unanticipated happens, typically used as a cop-out. Origin is from the cursor behavior seen on personal computers when moving the mouse causes the cursor to travel quickly and erratically across the monitor clicking on items, moving files, starting applications, or causing other unintended actions.

I tried to send you that TPS report, but my "mouse jumped" and it is gone now.

I said no to drugs, but my "mouse jumped" and now I'm an addict.

We used a condom, but my "mouse jumped" and now she's pregnant

by the_curmudgeon August 11, 2009

Mouse Hawk

Mouse Hawk- A hawk that devours mice; also known as the mouse owl.

Also a hawk that lives solely on mice.

I just watched a Mouse Hawk feed..It was awesome...

by Brandon Killi November 5, 2005

mouse's ear

The plural, mouse's ears, is used to describe the position a stripper gets in when she is crawling slowly towards you and her ass cheeks appear to be on top of her head like those of the beloved Disney critter.

Also, the name of a great strip club in Johnson City, TN

Sam, did you see the set of mouse's ears on that stripper when she was coming at us on all fours?

by mgbeach September 7, 2006

mouse pad

A female's clitorus or vagina region.

Eric can you rub your finger on my mouse pad!?

by Aaron Riva December 10, 2007

mouse-trap

the location where one keeps his cheese. A money clip or wallet.

"How much cheese you got in the mouse trap tonight?"

by Hans May 18, 2003

Mouse Dog

A hot dog bun with a fucking dead mouse inside.

Hey! Look at that mouse dog, its hot dog bun with a mouse inside.

by mousedog March 31, 2009