Moose Day

The 25th of January; first celebrated by silly girls in 2007. One must scream "Moose!" and splay one's hands behind one's head like moose antlers.

"OMG! Tomorrow's Moose Day!!!!" squealed the gleeful little kid.

by Harlott February 17, 2008

Moose Stamina

the sexual stamina of a moose

Damn theyve been goin at it for at least 3 hours, he sure has moose stamina

by mattfitz96 August 5, 2010

Cool As A Moose

Cooler than being cool but not nearly as cool as Ice Cold

Greg: Man, did you see Jim run over that douche?

Rob: I sure did! He's cool as a moose!

by Roblow26 October 2, 2008

Moose Beard

A fat hairy Vagina

WOW look at that moose beard!!

by chrjen July 8, 2010

moose crackers

A term used to express extreme anger and distress in a situation where you cannot use common swear words. I use it often around the house.

child: Moose crackers! I stubbed my toe!
Mother: as long as he didn't swear...

by Cowsgomoo212 April 11, 2010

Moose Hall

Real name given to the residence hall "University Heights North 1" at the University of Vermont.

A. Where do you live?
B. Moose Hall

A. ahhh yes...

by Mooze November 24, 2006

moose spread

a tasty delicious treat designed to bring out the flavor of moose, often eaten by Ukrainians who often put it on everything they intend to consume. Made out of the following: 4 giant mooses, dirty socks, artificial thickener, may contain traces of beaver.

"God DAMN that's good moose spread!" the Ukrainian said to his Amish neighbor

by numbah one amish skanksta September 7, 2008